So lets scare my dad! CHARLES: Sweet Jesus, Delia we need a real exorcist! BEETLEJUICE: So. So much poise! But honey, whatever it is you think youre looking for, youre not gonna find it. No one likes it, throw it out.. One minute youre on top of the world, and the next minute, you feel like no one will ever love you This guy knows what Im talking about! The man next to me is the one I want. We got any kids in the audience? Second row, right there! Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? BEETLEJUICE: I wanted to help you guys, its literally all I wanted, but the two of you are helpless. Delia! Hes here! But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. New Car smell people LYDIA: And we, are old book smell people. The new musical had originally been slated to end its run on June 6, but the show was . DELIA: (Ringing Triangle.) What else do you have to do, Mami? (a beat.) Its okay at Christmas, but the rest of the year, you gotta put it away! Which reminds me, I got you a new dress for your fathers business dinner! DELIA: Why say doubt, when you can stop at do. Im not comfortable withfeelingsyou know that. CHARLES: Lydia! ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY! Please, forgive me! Dad, please. AHAHAHAHA SHUT UP! CHARLES: No, you have failed. So this is what you get! So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! You! The dead lead lives of noisy desperation in "Beetlejuice," the absolutely exhausting new musical that opened on Thursday at the Winter Garden Theater. What if Lydias in my head right now? You have sealed my fate with your betrayal. /Say my name/. AHHH! We have a dinner to plan, a house to redecorate-. The two of you need to hire me right now. Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. But someone must have said Beetlejuice's name three times, because . I orbit. STOREROOM - DAY Adam puts away the tape but keeps on humming the song. You are tougher than you look. Wait, why aren't you dancing? MAXIE DEAN: Great idea, Im famished. LYDIA: Okay. Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! BARBARA: I was too! It is based on the 1988 film of the same name, directed by Tim Burton with story by Michael McDowell and Larry Wilson, about a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (pronounced . CHARLES: Maxie! I can bring your daddy so much pain. And also, I dont model anymore. We do not want to kill people! Dont you remember when we moved in? LYDIA: Im gonna use it to bring my mom back from the Netherworld. Bu The Preacher, Beetlejuice, and Lydia. I'm on the bench, but coach. DELIA: STACK BANANA TILL THE MORNING COME, BRRAH! But youre sexy. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? LYDIA: Because, youre not scary. Hey, I get it! The production is scheduled to close on June 6 . The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing - Betelgeuse and Ensemble 3. Dead Mom loved our house. I can bring your daddy so much pain. BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? Well that was a soliloquy, so you're the one who's being rude. Step 4: Select a monologue. Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. SPIN! Shes definitely done some stuff, I can tell. She goes back into the room. No! Dont, DONT text me in the middle of the night saying U up? because guess what? (DELIA screams.) I brought you a pie?! We cant hide this anymore. And Lydia, I think Ill miss you most of all. No one is like me! Alex Brightman and Sophia Anne Caruso in "Beetlejuice." Matthew Murphy. And that is exactly how we can beat him. ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. I am a very sexual being, and I do love me an orgy, but I say this with love, but you all dont strike me as the orgying kind. Wait! You need a mother. Now heres the problem. THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! This is not working out. BEETLEJUICE: (sinisterly.) About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . Oh god, just the thought of that makes me so ANGRY! Mmmmmm, yes! Beetlejuice is ruder, raunchier and frankly, more repellent than ever in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film. Hes a monster. having plummeted off the Winter River Bridge. I, myself, am strange and unusual." -Lydia Deetz. Thats the problem! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, thank you very much. Sorry! LYDIA: I cant change anything! Feel nothing. Scouts honor, but that books got a lot of dangerous stuff in it. Theyre chasing me! This sappy subplot robs the musical of macabre and fits the story as well as O.J.'s glove. PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. We will just have to do this without her. Act I 1. MAXINE: And hell do it! But the two of you can. (a beat.) frowns at the MUSIC. In the world of the dead? ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). . LYDIA: What are you talking about? DELIA: And that is depressing. With a lovely family inside. *attempts to jump again. CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? So mean. BEETLEJUICE: Sorry, kid. NO! ADAM: Well this just says Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. I want you to get Beetlejuice out of the picture!". Before Juno sees you. I just can't deal with Delia. LOOK! Can I bring her back? YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, GIRL I GOT YOUR BACK, GIRL I'M HELPING YOU GROW", TIME TO TAKE COMMAND YOU DICTATE THE HAND THE UNIVERSE DEALS. BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! When Lydia calls on Beetlejuice to scare away her . BEETLEJUICE: ZWEEBY, BEEBY, BOO-BAH-BAH-DEE! Now, we dont have a lot of time. Video Examples. BEETLEJUICE: NO! YOU CAN DIE TOGETHER! "The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . BEETLEJUICE: NO, WHAT FILLS YOU WITH RAGE? Climb onto something! Shes always like Get a job! or Why is your hair purple? or I shouldve left, like your father. The point is, Maybe we can help each other out, DON'T YOU WANT A PAL? She was my world, too Lydia. BEETLEJUICE: YES ADAM! (Instrumental with screams layered as BEETLEJUICE is unleashed.). I thought she was terrifying, but nobody knew who she was. 5. Make My Millennium!". CHARLES: No, we have to stop. So! Well that wouldve been good to know. CHARLES: Lydia, this is a good thing. Rule number 1: Dont leave the house. It has u but doesnt have a me. Big beautiful brains. Then I guess theres no rush! One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. BEETLEJUICE: Woah! I asked you to send me a sign. Hide! All you gotta do is say my name. After Adam and Barbara realized that Lydia wasn't like the rest of her family, they didn't want Betelgeuse to scare her anymore. CHARLES: Hey! If you're a fan of Beetlejuice the Musical on Broadway, then you probably know Elizabeth Teeter. Afraid Id marry her? What if shes possessed? On stage, however, "Beetlejuice" stakes a convincing claim for itself and presents a case for how much just plain fun theater can be when it's done this well. Make them think that theyre in control! In Michael McDowell's script, the adorable Maitlands' death scene is quite graphic and traumatic they get trapped in a car and scream to no avail as they're shown slowly drowning. This iteration of Scott Brown and Anthony King's musical, with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect, is otherwise nearly identical and keeps all the musical's hit songs intact, including the viral hit "Say My Name" and the Harry Belafonte classic "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)." In the show, the titular Beetlejuice is a demon who's stuck haunting a . BEETLEJUICE: Well, it doesnt matter if you say it Adam, THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE! You old swaddler! I dont wanna die! ADAM: Oh! I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! Delilah BEETLEJUICE: We didnt hang out much, Charles! Take care of them. Well be right back. Synopsis: Beetlejuice, a malevolent spirit masquerading as a guide to the Netherworld meets the Maitlands, a recently deceased couple learning the ropes of haunting their own home. Okay, I see what you did there. LYDIA: What's goin' on, Delia? LYDIA: Excuse me, are you ghosts? And its not fair, you know? CHARLES: Lydia, in twenty-four hours, Maxie Dean will be here to have dinner with our family. So, Im selling our house. Beetlejuice The Musical Merchandise, Music & Videos - Click . ADAM: So, Lydia since you can see us, let me get right to the point. Im here to find my-, MISS ARGENTINA: Girl! Love is love. Its the last day of their entire lives and this is what theyre talking about! New productions headed our way include "Six," the musical that turns the six wives of Henry VIII into pop icons; "Beetlejuice," the musical spin on Tim Burton's 1988 film starring . Hold on! LYDIA: Classic Bait and Switch, Oldest trick in the book! I hid it in case that dancing football player caught me. That was a disaster. But thats only because I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! But it seems that Teeter is not content with just wowing audiences on stage. Here goes nothing. LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. Home Explore Songbook Top Artists Groups Apps Get VIP. Im a fraud! BARBARA: We're ghosts, damn it! And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. Your moms dead, shes in the Netherworld. And the people who live there, Ive been watching them for a while. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, Dad! I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. The script was . JUNO: My name is Juno! What an effervescent young lady you are. DELIA: Life coaching! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah right! BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. For we do not walk alone." LYDIA: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE SAD CLOCKS . DELIA: Its like my guru Otho always says, If you dont take a chance, you dont have a chance, because you didnt take it!. LYDIA: (to CHARLES.) ILL NEVER COME THIS WAY AGAIN! To be her what do you call yourself again? Oh father dear! But you can. I thought I was bringing my mom back! Eddie Perfect, Lydia is a dark, yet exceedingly smart young woman. LYDIA: He doesnt see me either. ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? Welcome, welcome, welcome! It has to stop. Its like a nursing home for sad cats. ** The ghost-with-the-most is coming to life on stage in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film of the same . AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE LIKE "I KNOW! I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. DELIA: Yeah! BARBARA: SURE, THE GROOM CRAWLED OUT OF A TOMB, BARBARA/DELIA: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, I WANNA SEE A TEAR IN EVERY EYE AS I PASS BY, I KNOW THAT ON THE OUTSIDE HE'S DISGUSTING, BUT I KNOW THAT THIS TIME, I'M MAKIN' IT RIGHT, ALL: HERE COMES THE BRIDE HERE COMES THE BRIDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME CULTURES THINK THIS KIND OF THING'S ALRIGHT, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY MY CREEPY OLD GUY. Lift with your back! DELIA: Youre breaking up with me AND firing me? Mom!! Uh, maybe I should answer for her, okay? BEETLEJUICE: OH! All rights go to Tim Burton and creator. Does this dress say Mindfulness?. OTHO: Its Kevin! Its less. CHARLES: Damnit! Weve already said it a bunch of times! THEY'RE SWEET, BUT I'M A DEMON STRAIGHT FROM HELL, (LYDIA pushes BEETLEJUICE off of the roof.). BEETLEJUICE: Fine! MAITLANDS: BJ IS A GRADUATE OF JUILLIARD! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. To the dead. And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn. CHARLES: Youre right. If you would like to give a public . I have some good news. Im a part of this too! New neighbors?! Lady, you're forgetting something! This book is dangerous! And the teacher was Wiccan! MAXIE DEAN: Oh, dont mind her. I dont remember making a fire. (THE MAITLANDS nod.) 3."My whole life is a dark room. DELIA: What are you talking about? The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! MAXIE DEAN: Lydia! Why dont you have a handbook? And nothing else exists. Can you believe that? its just like Wah, Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah. All these feelings. April 25, 2019. Like a gay republican! And they have scorpions for teeth! DELIA: AHHH! BARBARA: So, now what? Its either me or the booze. And shed be like Well, then I choosethe booze. The point is, we just got rid of your dad, and we were having SO much fun together! Of course I might have to get a little mean. Lets say we are dead thats bad, obviously, but hey, maybe! Well its a lot bigger on the inside! Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. ADAM: I have an idea! Oldest trick in the book! Eh, it was worth a shot. 2."Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. Unless I am paid upfront in cash, and learned that the hard way. ADAM Bill Hadley on his tractor. Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. You see Charles, as a life coach, I have but one enemy. Ill marry you! You died together. Do not be afraid. Beetlejuice:: *stops her* hey i get it you and me were not that different. You brought him to life, just so you could kill him? UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. Ive learned a lot. Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. If I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in. THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! Beetlejuice the Musical Script by Jesse. ~ You had met Lydia Deetz online on social media, and found out that she was moving into your town. You are dead? So kinda like this. I havent always been such a good mother. BEETLEJUICE: WHY GOD-SLASH-SATAN, DID YOU SEND THESE BED WETTERS? ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! More about Lydia . BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BARBARA! This is what you get! Complimentary and Deeply Discounted Shows. Pigs cant climb! (laughs) Hell do it. And I want everyone here to know it. BUT BEETLEJUICE, IT'S NOT AS IF I'VE LOST MY MIND. Yup, thats the one. (in a southern accent.) And that is why you need me! Alright. Beetlejuice! Welcome to MsMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the Top 10 Dance Scenes in '80s Movies. (softly.) Proceed directly to the Netherworld! Check it out, Lydia! Beebleboose! Yes book? Barbara, put her there now put her here, OWWWWW! BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. Im always prepared. Its not a real marriage. So, take a breath, metaphorically, and just remember. BEETLEJUICE: HIS NAME WAS KEVIN! Im sorry its kind of a mess. So. Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. You smell like the bathrooms at the Mandarin Oriental. Hes my white whale. Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! Did I mention that my moms a demon? And yet, I worry. MISS ARGENTINA: THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD! Beetlejuice (v.o) (laughs to himself) you are a naughty man. LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. BEETLEJUICE: Nice moves Lydia! Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. Yeah Yeah Yeah. ADAM: You away from her! Upgrade to PRO Which does not come easy. Thats the rule. WE COULD JUST WALK BUT WE'VE DONE THAT BEFORE, ADAM: THAT MUST BE THE REASON SHE SEES US, FRIENDS WHO DON'T STOP AT PROBLEMS OR OBSTACLES. A fall from that height? Youre under so much stress, you must relax! BARBARA: Lydia, no, you don't know what will happen. BEETLEJUICE: And now for the moment youve all been waiting for! Thank God you didn't die in Italy.". ADAM: Chapter one! BEETLEJUICE: Whered I lose you? And I think Ill take a chance on life! Charles! It's like my dad's Ophelia. Maybe I should answer for her. No you cant do that! (draws door.) Now Charles, weve not yet discussed my fee. BEETLEJUICE: Hey! DELIA: About that. Sayonara. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. LYDIA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! Is that why youre wearing those sheets? DELIA: I dont think thats how knock knock jokes work. It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. Wait come back! My dad never wants me to talk about her. Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. BEETLEJUICE: Well, well, well, kid. CHARLES: Lydia, I have asked Delia to marry me. Lets get that book open. Ready, Set, Not Yet - Adam . Lydia: No! But Lydia, you cant live like this! Netherworld. We were told living people ignore the strange and unusual. I didnt like strangers when I was alive. ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. By Ben Brantley. Take a look at our library of free monologues . Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. Except her. You are never gonna regret this! Beetlejuice will play its first show on Friday, April 8, 2022, it was announced Monday. Im gonna say it! What does that mean? OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. The sound of the music is evidence of the fact that the Maitlands have allowed Lydia to dance to the music and levitate in the living room as a . CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? In a haunted house, all alone! Mom? But I swear to you, we will. And she left us. BEETLEJUICE: Well then, go fuck yourself. CHARLES: Wouldnt even know where to start. Im gonna find my mom! Barbara, its like one of our classes! Where is that damned exorcist? SCIENCE MAKES NO SENSE WHO NEEDS EVIDENCE? Did you think I wasnt coming back? MAXIE DEAN: CHUCK!!! I think I really captured your essence. The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . Just like, what if Im never happy again? THREE TIMES IN A ROW, IT MUST BE SPOKEN UNBROKEN. Oh god, Im so worried now. I'm totally enchanted. christian laettner first wife; leaf home water solutions vs culligan; conventions in las vegas 2022. sona jobarteh husband; houston crime rate by race Youre all going to die. Maybe the most haunting thing about "Beetlejuice," the new musical version of the 1988 Tim Burton movie that is having its world premiere at the National Theatre, is the creepy feeling of . BEETLEJUICE: So then, I was like Lets do this! Dad, theres ghosts here. TELL MY STORYYYYYY! What? CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. Tagged: Whorehouse, Anxious. Ive got a way to make everyone see me. BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! she utters this indignant monologue. We left each other behind. BEETLEJUICE: WOO! Were still in our house, all our stuff is here! ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! You'll know that I've abandoned hope. My name is Lydia Deetz. Theyre gonna be my new best friends! GIRL SCOUT: Okay Well- Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home? OTHO: I dont know. Were going to change that (rings triangle.) BEETLEJUICE: No, she did! I realized that I dont want to go through life alone. Dad, no. LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! LYDIA: I have a mother! BEETLEJUICE: For a price. YES! He was already dead. BEETLEJUICE: Okay! LYDIA: Then Ill find a way to do it myself. (closes door.) You and me, were not that different. CHARLES: Except brains. But she was talking about us. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.'. Im not going anywhere! Oh you dont have a handbook? All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. . But somehow, someway, you gotta make 'em see ya. Im ready for some people to die. ADAM: (BARBARA screams.) Lets find out! OTHO: Then lets get to it! Maybe nothing has to change. Youre leaving me? (they scream.) BARBARA: I know. For this list, we'll be looking at the choreography and dance sequences from films spanning between 1980 to 1989 that define this era and the dance genre. BARBARA: Excuse me, this is all happening very fast, we just died and now youre here, and now theyre here and-. DELIA: The b is silent, but it still stings. You were so desperate for somebody to love you that you act like a damn fool. Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games . And such a bold departure from the original source material! WHY DO YOU POLISH YOUR CRIB WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A KID? This is already the BEST exorcism Ive ever been to! But heres the good news! SO WE MIGHT AS WELL WALK THROUGH SOME WALLS, 'CAUSE ADAM, WE'RE READY AS WE'LL EVER GET, I GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTSIDE MY COMFORT ZONE. He is so mean to me! BUT NOTHING'S A CHORE WHEN YOU'RE RESTORING, APART FROM FRUSTRATION, PAIN, AND FINANCIAL DRAIN. If I had known. Its gonna be so good for all of us. Mr. Juice, I respect your resistance and your Moxy. Uh, hey! Do not be afraid. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T BE SO VANILLA WOULD A LITTLE ANGER KILL YA? Lydia doesnt have my resilience. This house is actually pretty interesting. BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! Where do books go when they die? Well, I dont know, book. I wish I was dead! CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. Thank you for being here. Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. By the time you read this note. (referring to DELIA.) 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