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Katherine Ryans second Netflix special (the follow-up to In Trouble, which came out in 2017) tackles some of her trademark topics, from dating to co-parenting, in a lighthearted, self-affirming way. GODBER: After Gloria, you was moaning about Sharon. Do you understand what self-deprecation means when it comes from somebody who already exists in the margins? for sure -- when Lenin led the revolution in Russia, no way did he do
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we're going upstairs to bed very fast, now. CROATIA 2008 - Yeah? Its not humility, it's humiliation. I mean, what's on their minds? PRINCE GEORGE (Laurie) is set to patronise a book by Dr Samuel Johnson (Robbie Coltrane) A Dictionary Of The English Language but Blackadder (Atkinson), secretly resents Johnson for apparently snubbing the novel Blackadder sent him under the pen name Gertrude Perkins and plans to throw a spanner in the works. Of course, it was extremely difficult to get him even to this stage, erm . Oh, God. No, Mike, that's just for
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A servant who is an influence for the good is like a dog who speaks. And the hero's name is what? Me and machinery have a very special understanding. your sister's operation? Menu. loads,
spirit. It's like we're living in Nazi Germany. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. elseIt isn't, even. With me it's a different kettle of fish for me it's an occupational hazard, being as my occupation is breaking the law. [Neil is
title] "The Daily Mirror Book of Facts: Did You Know". Rick] There you are, Rick, that'll be five quid. Looking for the scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News? smellWhat do you mean, "yes"? thick book] Well, I've done my revision. , updated BALDRICK: You mean the batey fellow in the black coat who just left? Nazi troops annex Austria. DR JOHNSON: Here it is sire. Series Script and Continuity Department . I introduced him to Walt Disney. Mm. we went to the laundrette was the 23rd of October
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I bid you farewell; I shall not return. In the age of Johnson, Corbyn, Trump and Putin, its perhaps no surprise that Spitting Image is to be revived after 23 years. (pauses, realises he's forgotten something) Oh, blast my eyes! Stealing, committing adultery, coveting each other's oxes. Michael, I would rather go to a lecture than a laundrette. you didn't offer freely, nor enter where I've been asked to remain
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PAMELA: Well, er, perhaps we could leave it there. Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. on April 8, 2021, All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast, There are no reviews yet. I mean, parking's not exactly brain surgery, is it? What are you talking about,
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GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, I suppose you'd expect me to say that I spend most of my money on peanuts, bananas and carpet cleaner. DR JOHNSON: No, sir! This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language. sticky-bun's covered with human beings the size of amoebas. GERALD THE GORILLA: Yah, I've got lots of mates. Find all about Not the Nine O'Clock News on Scripts.com! music] Show him in. they're called breasts, and everybody has them. places. I shall return interfrastically. PAMELA: Yes, I was going to ask you, actually. will say Oh, no! And apart from everything
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hands in sorrow for their fallen leader! commander and the millkmaid, EW EW EW EW! Its stars were to dominate mainstream British comedy for the next decade, with the show's huge popularity paving the way for a fresh generation of 'alternative' comics. As for Pamela Stephenson, she had tired of comedy by the mid-Eighties, married Billy Connolly and trained as a psychologist with a successful practice in Beverley Hills. Sick
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thought I was great. BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, I am, and if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with the soft dangly collection of objects in your trousers. Unknown. "Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.". The goal of the V2ray project, which is run by Project V, is to build an internet privacy network that is separate from the rest of the internet. I was thinking, if you were
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Filling in those tax forms can get really confusing, can't it? silent] Well, was I right? DR JOHNSON: There is no heroine, sir unless it is our Mother Tongue. We've found 94 scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News. Look, I understand that
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Wtiters Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais created many comic gems but they never wrote anything more poignant and lyrical than this early episode of Porridge, a 1974 two-hander that sees Fletch (Ronnie Barker) reluctantly sharing his jail cell with young Lennie Godber (Richard Beckinsale) for the first time. FLETCHER: I couldn't have done. sorry for you, you
kids win, they always do. Bond. Lucky for me, I'm not this, just
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Laugh out loud to the best bits of Only Fools And Horses, Dads Army and Rising Damp in part three of our rib-tickling series TVs funniest moments, Cocaine, Wild parties and X-rated Playboy clubs: Were those faked paparazzi photos the least of Thomas Markles sins? There was this one station manager that said, and this is a quote: No ones going to watch it. FLETCHER: He'd think, 'That's why the blazer's a bit big!' Mary decided No, no one's getting married, Michael, I'm talking
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25:19. PROFESSOR: When I first captured Gerald in the Congo, in '67, I think it was . FLETCHER: Oh, Sharon! or even redactable (Cyril Smith and Jimmy Savile as innocent figures of fun), but a lot of it still remains relevant, from pornographic pop videos and the dearth of hospital beds to one skit in which Atkinson plays a hardline MP addressing the Tory party conference on immigration and crime even if, unlike her fictional counterpart, Priti Patel wouldnt use the n word. Nazi troops annex the Rhineland loads and loads of paper down the toilet. of thousands of light-years. In 2018, Nanette pushed the boundaries of the stand-up special and indeed its so, so much more than a comedy show. . You meant Jason? IT'S night time. BALDRICK: You mean the big papery thing tied up with string? Do you want to
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vegetables, man, they should be wiped out! LIONEL: Oh, that's a very selfless job, isn't it? 93% of the BBC have been to a public school and
Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. PROFESSOR: That's a bit ungrateful, isn't it? The six-month delay was doubly providential because it also gave us the deeply unpopular (especially with young people) Thatcher government. I think I should point out that I have done a considerable amount of work on this project myself and, if I may say so, your teaching methods do leave a bit to be desired. The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith, and Griff Rhys Jones, as well as Chris Langham in the first series. Director General of the BBC. I'm a brain surgeon. I don't know why I bother, sometimes! will you? Summer Holiday. Neil, why didn't you phone our message? train because you said ASLEF was an anagram for "total and complete
representing Footlights we have Lord Monty What? You must go to it., Standout line: I have built a career out of self-deprecating humour and I dont want to do that anymore. There's a dead rat in there! FLETCHER: You've changed your spots, ain't you? PAMELA: Professor, can Gerald really speak as we would understand it? . powder,
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